Blood, and urine, and vomit.

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Re: Bayley. Wow, why?

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You met bayley?

no, and I don’t want to

Bayley is the fucking creepiest professional wrestler I’ve ever encountered

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Sumer slam 98 or king of the ring 98 and why?

KING OF THE RING 1998

Pros: Undertaker-Mankind Hell in a Cell is super memorable and Important in my Fandom. … Shamrock-Rock KOTR final was pretty good. … Shamrock-Jarrett, X-Pac-Owen, NAO-“Midnight Express,” TAKA/Headbangers-Kaientai all solid.

Cons: Austin-Kane was a shitty main event. … Too Much-Al Snow(/Head), Rock-Severn hot garbage in a bag.

SUMMERSLAM 1998

Pros: Austin-Taker a major main event, decent match. … Great crowd at MSG. … Rock-HHH a now-underrated classic ladder match, arguably best ladder match of the 90s. (Arguably, lunatics.) … Shamrock-Owen Lion’s Den is awesome. … D’Lo-Venis, X-Pac-Jarrett good matches. … Sable/Edge-Mero/Jacqueline is Entertaining.

Cons: Oddities-Kaientai six-man, Mankind-Outlaws match was OK story but whatever.

VERDICT

SummerSlam ‘98, cakewalk.

I think that’s actually one of the most telling things about TNA over its history. They want all this shit — toys, video games, trading cards, monthly pay-per-views, touring schedules — without actually being remotely popular first.

fishbulbsuplex:

C.M. Punk

fishbulbsuplex:

C.M. Punk

100% true. I had a Sunny pin-up in my locker in high school. Real life.

(Source: somejamoke, via razorramonaflowers)

LMAO

LMAO

wholesalemoney:

Female Wrestlers, 1954 

wholesalemoney:

Female Wrestlers, 1954 

(via beatnikdaddio)

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Top 5 wwf hardcore champions Top 5 wcw hardcore champions

WWF

  1. Crash Holly
  2. Hardcore Holly
  3. Raven
  4. Steve Blackman
  5. Road Dogg

WCW

  1. Norman Smiley
  2. Brian Knobbs
  3. Terry Funk
  4. Crowbar
  5. 3 Count

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Is there any wrestler's style of selling that you hate? One spot comes to mind as I see it floating around tumblr right now, is Rock vs Austin from 99. I HATED the way the Rock sold the stunner falling onto his back then rolling back and pushing himself off the mat to flop onto his belly. I always thought it was atrocious.

Rock was a terrible overseller at times. When he came back from HOLLYWEIRD, LA LA LAND, he was just as bad, but in new ways. Lots of ACTING! in his selling. Like when Punk clotheslined him on that RAW and he acted like he’d been hit with a taser four times.

I’ve always found the Dolph Ziggler/Curt Hennig/Shawn Michaels style of selling a bit off-putting, but not in a way that irks me so much as it just kinda bugs me a little, because it’s just so showboat-y. It’s very, “Look how big of a bump I can take on this simple move. Other people can’t do that! Aren’t I great?” But that’s purely a pet peeve. Whereas I think Rock was just bad (not always, mind you; in fact, sometimes he was great) that’s just a personal thing for me that clearly works for most people. But give me Ricky Steamboat or Ricky Morton, or for a modern guy, Seth Rollins over those dudes any day. That’s just me. That’s just how I think.

Selling that to me is more hilarious than annoying: Kevin Sullivan’s refusal to sell or fall down despite being 5’4”. Lex Luger. OWFF! OWWWF!

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what do you think of chuck taylor and adam cole?

Adam Cole’s pretty good but doesn’t really rev my engine, at least not in a major way. I don’t know enough about Chuck Taylor.

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Top 5 WM main events

In the interest of not being confusing, I’ll go with “last match on the card” for main event (in parentheses, where I have them ranked in my all-time WrestleMania matches list):

  1. John Cena vs Shawn Michaels, WrestleMania 23 (5)
  2. The Rock vs Steve Austin, WrestleMania X-Seven (7)
  3. The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels, WrestleMania XXVI (10)
  4. Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels, WrestleMania XII (18)
  5. Triple H vs Shawn Michaels vs Chris Benoit, WrestleMania XX (20)